Monday, February 24, 2003
Jessica Stalker Update
My friend Jessica has a stalker who has been stalking her for over a month. Jessica lives in a Doorman guarded apartment building, normally this would prevent would be stalkers from reaching the intimate levels of stalking, such as the 'late night door knock' but this guy lives in her building.
I met the guy once, and he was very very weird. Not wierd in that "he was very quiet...he mostly kept to himself... he was always very polite... nice to everyone...I never thought he would do something like this" kind of way, but weird in the "Yea there was definatly something wrong with that guy...He always seemed like a psycho....I kind of thought something like this would happen" kind of way.
Current Stalker Threat Condition- HIGH
Color Code Index Alert Level: ORANGE
What do do during ORANGE Alert?
Lock Doors.
Close Blinds.
Do NOT open door if there is a knock but you can't see anyone through the Peep Hole!! This is like the most important rule to stalker survival!! Jessica already failed to follow this rule once, the result was stalker back inside apartment tyring to Kiss her, being fended off. Then asking for a kiss on his forehead ( i told you he was a wierdo) getting rejected again...then pathetically asking for a hug and after not getting a hug, pleading in crazy stalker desperate fashion, "how about a hug but not in a sexual way"
It's a little bit comforting that he is using the phrase "not in a sexual way" while you try to force him out of your apartment.
Reharse the fictional, I have a boyfriend defense
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes of Jessica Stalker Update
My friend Jessica has a stalker who has been stalking her for over a month. Jessica lives in a Doorman guarded apartment building, normally this would prevent would be stalkers from reaching the intimate levels of stalking, such as the 'late night door knock' but this guy lives in her building.
I met the guy once, and he was very very weird. Not wierd in that "he was very quiet...he mostly kept to himself... he was always very polite... nice to everyone...I never thought he would do something like this" kind of way, but weird in the "Yea there was definatly something wrong with that guy...He always seemed like a psycho....I kind of thought something like this would happen" kind of way.
Current Stalker Threat Condition- HIGH
Color Code Index Alert Level: ORANGE
What do do during ORANGE Alert?
Lock Doors.
Close Blinds.
Do NOT open door if there is a knock but you can't see anyone through the Peep Hole!! This is like the most important rule to stalker survival!! Jessica already failed to follow this rule once, the result was stalker back inside apartment tyring to Kiss her, being fended off. Then asking for a kiss on his forehead ( i told you he was a wierdo) getting rejected again...then pathetically asking for a hug and after not getting a hug, pleading in crazy stalker desperate fashion, "how about a hug but not in a sexual way"
It's a little bit comforting that he is using the phrase "not in a sexual way" while you try to force him out of your apartment.
Reharse the fictional, I have a boyfriend defense
Stay tuned for more thrilling episodes of Jessica Stalker Update
