Tuesday, February 04, 2003
SATIRE FROM THE IRONIC TIMES
Ironic Times
Here are some of the first laws
the White House hopes to move
through a compassionately
conservative Congress:
1. THE FREEDOM TO WORSHIP ACT
Requires states to provide the
names of all those not regularly attending church.
2. THE PURPLE MOUNTAINS' MAJESTY ACT
Provides tax credits for strip
mining, clear-cutting, mountain
top removal.
3. TODDLER PROTECTION AND CHILD SAFETY ACT
Authorizes first use of tactical
nuclear weapons if an officer in
the field wants to see how they
work.
4. HOME, FLAG AND APPLE PIE ACT
Removes all civil liberties not
specifically removed by the
Patriot Act.
Ironic Times
Here are some of the first laws
the White House hopes to move
through a compassionately
conservative Congress:
1. THE FREEDOM TO WORSHIP ACT
Requires states to provide the
names of all those not regularly attending church.
2. THE PURPLE MOUNTAINS' MAJESTY ACT
Provides tax credits for strip
mining, clear-cutting, mountain
top removal.
3. TODDLER PROTECTION AND CHILD SAFETY ACT
Authorizes first use of tactical
nuclear weapons if an officer in
the field wants to see how they
work.
4. HOME, FLAG AND APPLE PIE ACT
Removes all civil liberties not
specifically removed by the
Patriot Act.
