Monday, March 10, 2003

It's Time For Quotes Can you guess the theme?

"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these

drawbacks, it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by

prostitutes." ---Mark Twain



"I would rather have a German division in front of me than a French

one behind me." --- General George S. Patton



"Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your

accordion." --Norman Schwartzkopf



"We can stand here like the French, or we can do something about it." -

-- Marge Simpson



"As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure" ---Jacques Chirac,

President of France



"As far as France is concerned, you're right." ---Rush Limbaugh,



"The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is

sitting in Paris sipping coffee." ---Regis Philbin



"The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any

better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore. True, you can sit

outside in Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is more

stylish than sitting inside and drinking large glasses of whiskey I

don't know." --- P.J O'Rourke (1989)



"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of

the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have

the face for it." ---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona



"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he

hates America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,

people." --Conan O'Brien



"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get

Saddam out of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans

out of France!" ---Jay Leno



"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into

Paris under a German flag." --David Letterman



How many Frenchmen does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds

the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him.



Next time there's a war in Europe, the loser keeps France.






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